Award winning poet Jordan Hamel's debut collection is a rickety rollercoaster ride through a house haunted by society's dumbest ghosts. Taking an anxious look around and inside himself, Hamel uses these poems to reflect on and interrogate masculinity, sexuality, mental illness, productivity and all the rest of your favourite false idols with humour, heartbreak and absurdity.

"...all the propulsive, malevolent comedy of Mel Gibson screaming Paradise Lost on a segway, being chased by a flock of enraged geese."
– Hera Lindsay Bird